*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
its really weird to me that there are some people who are like 0% gay. not even a little gay. i dont trust them
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians
My hobbies include luring in straight girls
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
honestly though do you see the amount of notes on this post because i think there aren’t many posts on this site with more than that and i made it and that’s fucking crazy shit